Monday, July 21, 2008
Why I Haven't Been Writing!
So in the meantime, I've been thinking about really funny shit that I've heard so far this year (and I think part of last year-shit time be flying) pulling from everyday life, reality shows, friends etc.
VH1 Charm School - "She didn't even talk about all the good things I had done while I was here she just said, 'you're a WHORE peace!'"
Old Man on the street walking past me - "I need a kodak camera cause you're picture perfect"
Theme of the year-Dope fiend lean--I have seen some very vicious leans this year but by far the one that tops the cake is the one I saw today. This guy was holding his bike as if he was either about to get on it or push it down the street. But before he ever took a step he was bobbing forward and backward from being so high, so he never quite made it onto the seat. Too much!