Monday, July 21, 2008
Why I Haven't Been Writing!
I'm writing a book...yes that's right my new endeavor is a book. So instead of pouring it all out in my blog I've been pouring it out all over the place: notebooks, scratch paper, my computer, leaving voicemails to myself. Yes, i'm serious. Be on the look out for it. I don't know how long I'm gonna give myself but it's in the making!
So in the meantime, I've been thinking about really funny shit that I've heard so far this year (and I think part of last year-shit time be flying) pulling from everyday life, reality shows, friends etc.
VH1 Charm School - "She didn't even talk about all the good things I had done while I was here she just said, 'you're a WHORE peace!'"
Old Man on the street walking past me - "I need a kodak camera cause you're picture perfect"
Theme of the year-Dope fiend lean--I have seen some very vicious leans this year but by far the one that tops the cake is the one I saw today. This guy was holding his bike as if he was either about to get on it or push it down the street. But before he ever took a step he was bobbing forward and backward from being so high, so he never quite made it onto the seat. Too much!
So in the meantime, I've been thinking about really funny shit that I've heard so far this year (and I think part of last year-shit time be flying) pulling from everyday life, reality shows, friends etc.
VH1 Charm School - "She didn't even talk about all the good things I had done while I was here she just said, 'you're a WHORE peace!'"
Old Man on the street walking past me - "I need a kodak camera cause you're picture perfect"
Theme of the year-Dope fiend lean--I have seen some very vicious leans this year but by far the one that tops the cake is the one I saw today. This guy was holding his bike as if he was either about to get on it or push it down the street. But before he ever took a step he was bobbing forward and backward from being so high, so he never quite made it onto the seat. Too much!
